Monday, November 8, 2010

KAYAK Supports Saving Time, Infidelity



Mandy and her boyfriend Dave love to travel. But they have different approaches to finding deals...and life. Mandy uses KAYAK to compare hundreds of travel sites at once--an indication of her instant gratification, short-cutting lifestyle. Dave doesn't use KAYAK...he stays up SO late searching SO many sites that sometimes he sleeps in and misses flights because he believes in doing things the old-fashioned way and values things like hard work and the sanctity of love but has a bitch of a girlfriend who doesn't and doesn't even have a shred of loyalty to call him on the phone or go to his apartment to make sure he wakes up so he doesn't miss their flight and ohbytheway obviously doesn't live with him despite the fact that they apparently travel together frequently, most likely because she wants her own place so she can cheat on him on the reg all while poor Dave oversleeps....like he did today. Luckily Mandy has Dante here for company. They met this morning and will probably engage in consensual sex in the next hour or so because Mandy has no morals and only cares about her own satisfaction and will step on whoever stands in her path to pleasure...a lifestyle that KAYAK not only condones, but supports and glorifies.

And I bet Dante uses craigslist to compare hundreds of desperate and wanton women at once.

One more thing: would this commercial ever make it through management at KAYAK and onto TV if Dave and Mandy's roles were reversed? I think not.

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