Everybody Knows You Never Want To Go Full Gray

God, I hate this commercial so much. Are we talking about his prowess in the office or in bed? Both? Ok, fine...but really, why? I don't think our horny and unemployed friend should be worried about his hair. You're in your early 50's, presumably unwed since you're after that secretary, and unemployed. What were you blaming this all on before your hair went gray?

Back to the sexual prowess thing. I am obviously not going gray and won't be for a quite a while so I can't say for sure, but I'm totally not buying this experience/youth combo that Just For Men is selling here. Somehow I don't think that women are out there checking out guys with grayish hair and thinking "I bet he's got TONS of experience in bed and is amazing at sex! And he looks like he doesn't even need to use Viagra yet either!"

On to the office prowess thing. Your gray hair means "experience?" Wonderful. It also means you're old and you don't have a job. You probably should have brought a resume or something instead of just relying on the hue of your hair.

Since I doubt the slutty secretary (Sidenote: Why are women in commercials exponentially more slutty in commercials than real life? No one ever talks about how misogynistic commercials are. More on this another time.) is the one deciding whether to hire you or not, good luck with your interview buddy. At least you can just blame the economy if the new hair doesn't pan out.